Switch under the dash: I
haven't even figured out what it does yet. You have to turn it on supposedly
before the car will start. Makes clicking noises when engaged.
Bad flywheel: Nothing like
having to crank the engine a few degrees by hand everytime you wanna take
it for a cruise. Possibly some relation to the switch ...
Missing hubcab: Yes, this
car does have hubcaps, a whole 3 of 'em. They are supposedly in the trunk.
Car cover: Since the car
mainly get to sit around next door to my house while Tony is off nuking
3rd world countries in the U.S.S. Jacksonville, I'm stuck taking his car
cover off once a week to air his car out.
Drum brakes!!!: This one
has to be my favorite. Although it's not really a mod, drum brakes are
such garbage they deserve a place on this page. Most cars have 2 wheels
with drum brakes, but 4 wheel drum brakes is superior stopping power, and
without a power brake booster, they equal a much better workout than normal
brakes. Here's a drum brake joke: A car is driving down the road with drum
brakes and a kid pulls out in front of him, what does the driver say??
"I hope it don't hurt my paint job." What does the kid say??
Nothing, he is killed instantly.
Door handles that don't work: If
the Dukes of Hazzard taught me one thing, it was how to get around this
little snafu.